Random I's from Ladd

- I am Ladd Ehlinger Jr.

- I created the critically acclaimed cult film Flatland.

- I want you be in my next movie, Hive Mind, if you use twitter. Go here: Hive Mind Twitter Contest.

- I do live action films and animated films. Take me out of your mental pigeonhole right now, please.

- I am working on my Ninth Symphony, Hive Mind. Pre-Order it now or God will punish you for crimes against humanity. If that disturbs you then good.

- I am apparently the first person in history to have made an entire feature film solo in Lightwave 3D. No you may not touch me.

- I dislike celebrities without talent. Mt. Olympus should be for true artists only.

- I do not want to hear about your screenplay - unless you finance the production and I can do whatever I want to it without discussion.

- I am not a collaborator. Do not invite me to group hugs and incense sessions.

- I used to 3D animate explosions for the U.S. Military. I couldn't care less if this displeases you.

- I distribute my own films. I can not sacrifice money in hand for phantom La-La Land percentages, and couldn't give a damn what they think about that out there.

- IMDB is a rotten database. I did not spend one million dollars on Flatland. Not even one percent of a million.

- I don't have much time to make a personal web page right now. I am busy making Hive Mind. You'll take what you're given and like it.